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taurus sun // gemini moon // gemini rising theres no point trying not to be embarrassing bc

We Are All Embarrassing

just let urself live

snerb the derb

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acquaintedwithrask:

virgoassbitch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

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bitchwenotcool:

As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

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pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

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goghwiki:

gay club. reblog to be gay.

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me: I should do laundry
my brain: you should die
me: touché
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lameborghini:

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

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me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter
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egberts:

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

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warabou:

bacraut:

between the capybara, the wombat, and the viscachas, idk which animal looks more chill

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look at them… friend shaped

capybara is wisdom, wombat is swag, viscacha is kindness

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crazy-pages:

colonelingersoll:

vilesbian:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

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It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t.